[The video feed clicks on to a certain vampire with leaves everywhere. If you apply a little common sense, you can guess that she's sitting in a tree in the biodome.]

I really don't know why all of you are freaking out. So it's some sort of zombie virus. Everything will be normal at the end of the week, right?

You're all a bunch of pansies. [Although ( Read more... )

[Without any fanfare, Remilia (who is shaking and covered in a river of her own blood at this point) clears her throat. And she starts to sing a certain song. She makes the motions for answering a telephone, knocking on a door, and marching around, adding in head shakes and nods at the appropriate moments. ]

This is my second week here, and I ( Read more... )

[The first thing you see in the video feed is a pair of eyes. They're a deep, deep red and slit down the middle like a cat's.]

This is not funny! You humans sure have a skewered sense of humor. Because I'm positive that kidnapping me and restraining my powers with this damnable collar is an idea of funny.

[The owner of the eyes slowly backs away ( Read more... )